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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Teri jhalak ko tarasta hu zidd ab ye chod do,
Ye zulm aaj na dhao tumhari saalgirah hai,
Bhatak raha hu teri zaat ki zaneeron mein,
Chalo azaad hi kardo tumhari saalgirah hai.
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joke 02
A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”
Startled, he asks, “Who said that?”
Again, the voice says, “Jesus is watching you.”
The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, “Cornelius.”
The robber asks, “Who names a parrot ‘Cornelius’?”
The parrot replies, “The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus.”
Joke 01
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”
তুমি নাই
তুমি নাই তুমি নাই গো
আমার বুকের ও্র ভিতরে।
একাকী খুজে ফিরি
গভীর নিশিত রাতে।
তুমি নাই তুমি নাই গো
আমার বুকের ও্র ভিতরে।
তোমার জন্য পাগল মনটা
হয়ে গেল দিওয়ানা।
তুমি আমার মনের মানুষ,
তুমি আমার প্রেরনা।
ভাবতে আমি পারি না যে,
কিছু গো তুমি ছাড়া,
তুমি আমার মনের মানুষ,
তুমি আমার প্রেরনা।
তোমার জন্য ভেবে ভেবে
হইলাম গো আমি সারা,
তোমাকে না পেলে আমার
জীবনটা যাবে বৃথা।
তুমি নাই তুমি নাই গো
আমার বুকের ও ভিতরে।
ADULTERATED
Food which: 1) bears or contains any poisonous or deleterious substances; or 2) consists in whole or in part of any filthy or decomposed substance or is otherwise unfit for
human consumption; or 3) has been processed, prepared, packed or held under unsanitary
conditions where it may have been contaminated with filth or rendered injurious to health; or 4) is in whole or in part the product of a diseased animal or an animal which died from causes other than slaughter; or 5) its container is composed in whole or in part of any poisonous or deleterious substance which may render the contents injurious to health; or 6) is potentially hazardous and it has been held for more than four hours at a temperature about 41°F and below 135°F.
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